NOVEL ATTEMPTS by ashraya gupta

The Cabinettes Live at the Silent Barn

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Boy, am I tired.

Remember when this happened?
We’re at it again:

The Kitchen Cabinet presents: The Cabinettes Live at the Silent Barn
Monday, July 21st. Doors: 7 pm. Show: 8 pm. 915 Wyckoff Avenue.
With: Dreaming Kids, Data Dog, and Megafaun
Also, another All Things Forgotten coming soon. It’s tangentially related to this:

Well, sort of.

And they are all actually the same story.

Admittedly, I did not think about Martha & the Vandellas at all whilst writing this. Mostly, I think it was Billie Holiday’s version of “April in Paris”—chestnuts in blossom replaced by taxi cabs sighing, obviously. Really, it was my torturous subway ride to and from band practice on Wednesday. That’s three sentences beginning with adverbs. [...]